I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she looked like the before picture.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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