Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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