hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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