At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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