Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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