You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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