This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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