Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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