just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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