I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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