i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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