Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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