i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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