That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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