Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Panties = found
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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