I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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