whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Randomize
