: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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