Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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