we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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