Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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