Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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