you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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