Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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