i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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