i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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