Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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