with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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