hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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