This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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