do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I want to make a zoo with you.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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