sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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