Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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