That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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