I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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