Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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