But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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