Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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