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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
