I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
