I got chris browned last night
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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