are you still at the devil's house?
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well I just put wine in my tea
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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