Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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