Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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