are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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