YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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