Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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