But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
love makes seman taste better
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist