You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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