guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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