Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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